flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via humorking)

fileth:

かんむりとかげ : ユキ自摸りつ

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via blowoffs)

(Source: we-r-who-we-blow, via blowoffs)

(Source: emildeville, via ahteakin)

oh god wtf

(Source: oldspice)

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

(via blissful-unawareness)

"i need to rip your
name off my tongue;
it no longer tastes
sweet."

— a.w.k.jones, salty (via perfect)

(Source: stillehus, via fvckmeimlonely)

brousster:

camping supplies

brousster:

camping supplies

(via noely-nya)

shotaboyfriend:

Literally the realest scene in this whole anime.

(Source: baddroid, via noely-nya)

(Source: fuks, via anundefineddreamer)

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(Source: nippleicious, via humorking)

red-lipstick:

Carson Ellis (b. 1975, Vancouver, Canada) - The Infinite Corpse

(Source: corpsey.trubbleclub.com, via forget-all-about-sam)